Priya, The Ultimate Pitch Presentation πŸ’ΌπŸ’

Exhibits A through Z on why marrying me is a top-tier life choice.

Why You Should Pick Me

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Food Sharing

Guaranteed 50% of my french fries given to you without complaining.

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Bug Relocation

Certified expert in escorting spiders outside safely at 2 AM.

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Movie Choices

Will let you pick what we watch 90% of the time (even reality TV).

Our Journey So Far

Day 1: The Meet

You made the exceptional choice to talk to me.

First Date

I tried pretending to be normal and civilized.

Present Day

Still haven't gotten tired of each other!

Verified User Reviews

"5 out of 5 stars. Please take him off my hands!" β€” My Mom
"He gives really good belly rubs." β€” The Dog
"He's okay, I guess." β€” Best Friend
Begging character

The Final Question...

Priya, will you marry me? πŸ’

WOOHOO! πŸŽ‰β€οΈ

I knew you'd make the right choice! Best decision ever! ✨